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Please try the following:

• Click the Refresh button, or just say Screw It.
   
• If you decide to not say Screw It, say F**k It instead.
• If you decide not to say F**k it, just check your connection settings. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match what yo momma gave you.
• If you don't want to do that, just go somewhere for awhile, grab a Coors, and think about how much of a stupid idiot you are for not following directions.
• Click the Back button to get out of this forsaken place.

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